I Have What I Call A-list Moments,

No, I Love Montreal... I Think I Love Montreal More Than Montreal Loves Me... I Love The Food There.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.

The Thing That Cracks Me Up Is How These Reality Characters Start Out Thrilled And Excited Just To Be On Television, And How They Move To Thinking They Are As Big As The Friends.

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

I'm Always Listening And Watching; My Ear Is Like A Boom Mike. And Judging, Frankly. Constantly Judging.