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[comedian Jerry Seinfeld Was Nominated For A Grammy For His Spoken-word Children's Album] Halloween... Don't Give Up On Me.

I Thought, While They're Up And Firm, Why Not Shoot Them Once Or Twice.

I Think My Capacity To Change Has Given Me Tremendous Happiness, Because Who I Am Today I Am Completely Content To Be.

If Indeed It's A Race Then The Chicks Do The Most It Isn't A Brag Or An Estrogen Boast It's The Women Who've Led Me With Big Open Hearts If Not For Their Love I'd Have Failed At The Start. And It's Not Just The Mothers I Speak Of Them All It's A Woman There First When Somebody Falls. The Multi Of Tasking That's Easy To Tease I Dare A Great Man To Try It All, Please! So This Is My Shout Out My Rallying Cry To Women All Over I Hold You Up High And Though There Are Others Who'll Think This Poem Strange It's The Women Who Plant The Root Of Big Change.

It's Not Unlike The Movies For Human Actors. Once A Dog Stars In A Movie, They Don't Work Very Much Anymore. It's Kind Of Heartbreaking.