I Have Used All The Manure That

I Would Like To Be Writing More Because People Are Constantly Asking Me Questions, And I Write Down What They Are Asking Me.

Jewelry, To Me, Is A Pain In The Derriere, Because You Have To Be Watching It All The Time.

When I Played Lady Day, I Took Aba Onstage With Me As A Joke. He Started Singing-in Tune!-and The Audience Loved It.

I Have Been Nominated Three Times. I Have The Little Pieces Of Paper To Prove It.

I Thought Britney Spears Was Absolutely Marvelous In The Beginning. But Now I Think She's Gone Off The Deep End.