I Don't Have To Have The Biggest

Don't Depend On Other People To Be Responsible For You. Don't Make Yourself Stressed Out Over Nonsensical Things Like Material Things.

You Send The Best Of This Country Off To Be Shot And Maimed. No Wonder The Kids Rebel And Take Pot.

I Sent My Daughter 40 Roses Last November Because I Thought She Was 40. And She Laughed Her Head Off. She Is Not Going To Be 40 Until This Year!

I Used To Love It When I Walked Down The Street And Construction Workers Would Whistle.

Thank God You've Got A Sense Of Humor, Or You'd Be In Trouble.