I Have Two Questions About Arnold Schwarzenegger.

President Obama Invited John Mccain To The White House To Give His Opinion On Egypt, Specifically What It's Like To Be A Mummy.

The American People Don't Really Care What Side Of An Issue You're On. They Just Don't Want You To Act Like A Pussy.

If You Want To Get Rich With A Tax Free Enterprise That Sells Nothing, Start A Church.

All Marriages Are Same Sex Marriages. You Get Married And Every Night, It's The Same Sex.

[george W. Bush] Has Balls. And He's A Leader. Unfortunately His Balls And Leadership Are In The Service Of Shitty Ideas. We Need His Balls On Someone Who Thinks Right.