I Have To Feel Like I'm In

I Haven't Gone Completely Insane, But It Might Happen Soon.

My Weight Fluctuates Constantly—i Don't Really Take Good Care Of Myself. I Just Sort Of Exist And Survive.

Boys In Their Twenties Are A Waste Of Time. They Have Nothing To Offer Conversationally; They're Immature. I Feel Like I Have A Better Shot With Someone In His Thirties.

I Like The Bad-boy Types. Generally The Guy I'm Attracted To Is The Guy In The Club With All The Tattoos And Nail Polish. He's Usually The Lead Singer In A Punk Band And Plays Guitar. But My Serious Boyfriends Are Relatively Clean-cut, Nice Guys. So It's Strange.

Zac Efron Is My Obsession, We're The Same Person. We're Not Actually Here, It's Like Janet And Michael Jackson. He Just Puts On His Wig And A Dress, And It's Me, And You Don't Know That. It's One Of The Greatest Mysteries Of All Time.