I Have Terrible Short-term Memory Loss, Which

I've Decided That Perhaps I'm Bulimic And Just Keep Forgetting To Purge.

The Problem With Cats Is That They Get The Exact Same Look On Their Face Whether They See A Moth Or An Axe-murderer.

I Think We Need A 12-step Group For Non-stop Talkers. We're Going To Call It On And On Anon.

I'm Thankful For Sarah Palin's Vice Presidential Bid, Which Taught Us That Alaska Is Not In A Box Off The Coast Of California.

I Don’t Believe For A Second That Weightlifting Is A Sport. They Pick Up A Heavy Thing And Put It Down Again. To Me, That’s Indecision.