I Have Taken So Many Wrong Turns

Beauty Isn't Worth Thinking About; What's Important Is Your Mind. You Don't Want A Fifty-dollar Haircut On A Fifty-cent Head. ~garrison Keillor

It Is More Worthy In The Eyes Of God . . . If A Writer Makes Three Pages Sharp And Funny About The Lives Of Geese Than To Make Three Hundred Fat And Flabby About God Or The American People.

Sometimes You Have To Avoid Mentioning Things Because People's Feelings Are Tender.

English Is The Perfect Language For Preachers Because It Allows You To Talk Until You Think Of What To Say.

Honesty Is A Rare Commodity In A Palace, And That Is Why So Many Fairy-tale Marriages End Up On The Rocks.