I Have Taken My Children All Over

I Don't Consider Myself A Feminist, But I Feel Very Empowered As A Woman, And I've Used All My Resources Widely. I Believe In Equality, But That's Just Naturally Happening. I Still Want A Door Opened For Me, To Be Treated Like A Lady, But I Also Want Equal Rights For Women, Of Course.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

Making Love In The Morning Got Me Through Morning Sickness. I Found I Could Be Happy And Throw Up At The Same Time.

I Don't Wear Sunscreen. I Don't Have A Skincare Program.

Women Have To Be Careful And Teach Their Girls To Be Aware Of Their Surroundings And Never Be Alone With Testosterone-crazed Boys. A Lot Of Little Lives Are Being Ruined And Our Society Is To Blame. Our Kids Are Just Searching And Being Curious But They Are Dangerously Looking For The Wrong Kind Of Attention.