I Have, Of Course, Been Called Many

The Truth Is That The World Is Full Of Dragons, And None Of Us Are As Powerful Or Cool As We’d Like To Be. And That Sucks. But When You’re Confronted With That Fact, You Can Either Crawl Into A Hole And Quit, Or You Can Get Out There, Take Off Your Shoes, And Bilbo It Up.

Character Is Half The Reason We Read. We're Excited Because Of The Plot, But We Care Because Of The Characters.

I Was Just Wondering Why You're Here.

If I Talk About What I'm Good At, I Seem Like I'm A Conceited Egomaniac.

For Me The Really Cool Parts Of Being An Author Don't Have Anything To Do With Getting Onto A Bestseller List.