I Have No Face, Only Two Profiles

It Is Easier To Influence Strong Than Weak Characters In Life.

She Tells Enough White Lies To Ice A Wedding Cake.

The Announcement That You Are Going To Tell A Good Story (and The Chuckle That Precedes It) Is Always A Dangerous Opening.

Truthfulness With Me Is Hardly A Virtue. I Cannot Discriminate Between Truths That And Those That Don't Need To Be Told.

Although I Am Not Stupid, The Mathematical Side Of My Brain Is Like Dumb Notes Upon A Damaged Piano.