I Have Never Known Stage-fright At Any

My Singing Is Part Of Me, Like My Stoutness, Or My Light Hair, Or My Poor Eyesight.

I Shall Always Respect The Composer. If I Embellish, It Is His Idea I Am Embellishing.

I Have Always Examined Closely The Motives Of Any Group For Which I Am Asked To Raise Money.

Intelligent Analysis Of The Composer's Intention And Strict Adherence To It Automatically Ensures Sincerity.

I Know I'm Fat And I Know My Hair Is Straight, But I Can Sing.