I Have Never Known Stage-fright At Any

I Know I'm Fat And I Know My Hair Is Straight, But I Can Sing.

I Could See Myself In A White Nurse's Uniform, Working Unnoticed For Many Years And At Last Dying, Unknown, Unmarried And Unsung.

I Must Work Hard To Make My Singing Above Reproach; There Must Be No Faults Which Hard Work Would Take Care Of.

Ice Cream Was My Undoing, And Six Chocolate Milk Shakes In A Row Were Nothing To Me At One Time.

I Just Can't Read Music.