I Have Never Heard A More Eloquent

Revision Means Throwing Out The Boring Crap And Making What’s Left Sound Natural.

We Swore Sacred Oaths To Be Strong And To Save The Planet And To Be Friends Forever.

To Keep Up Appearances, I Stomp My Room And Slam The Door.

I Am A Gluttonous, Gorging Failure. A Waste. My Body Isn’t Used To High-sugar Carbs Laced With Witchcraft. It Can Barely Cope With Soup And Crackers.

We Turned Us Into Wintergirls, And When She Tried To Leave, I Pulled Her Back Into The Snow Because I Was Afraid To Be Alone.