I Have Never Been An Ambitious Person,

I Am A Karaoke Purist And I Don't Like That. I Don't Think It's Enough For You To Just Be There With Your Friends Singing. I Think You Need To Be In Front Of A Crowd Of Hostile Strangers For It To Truly Count.

I Wrote A Screenplay For A 'sweet Valley High' Adaptation, And It's Really Amazing To Me How Many Women Who Are My Age Have Responded To The Idea And Are Excited About The Movie.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

I Do Not Quote My Own Movies. I Think I Would Be Pretty Insufferable If I Did.

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.