I Have My Once-a-month Nachos, But It's

I Look At Autism Like A Bus Accident, And You Don't Become Cured From A Bus Accident, But You Can Recover.

I Wished To God The Doctor Had Handed Me A Pamphlet That Said, 'hey, Sorry About The Autism, But Here's A Step-by-step List On What To Do Next.' But Doctors Don't Do That. They Say 'sorry' And Move You Along.

If You Ask 99.9 Percent Of Parents Who Have Children With Autism If We'd Rather Have The Measles Versus Autism, We'd Sign Up For The Measles.

Waking Your Kids Up For School The First Day After A Break Is Almost As Much Fun As Birthing Them Was.

I Usually Have My Protein At Lunch And My Carbs At Night - I Don't Mix Protein And Carbs.