I Have Moved From Certainty To Doubt,

Miss Child Is Never Bashful With Butter.

We Should Not Use Crippled Children To Sell Hamburgers. Ever.

I Have Been In The Witness Protection Program For The Last Three Weeks. I Campaigned For Ralph Nader. I'm Now Living As A Woman In Mississippi.

Praising The Lord And Passing The Ammunition Are Mutually Exclusive Ideas.

To A Journalist, Good News Is Often Not News At All.