I Have Moved From Certainty To Doubt,

I Have Been In The Witness Protection Program For The Last Three Weeks. I Campaigned For Ralph Nader. I'm Now Living As A Woman In Mississippi.

In A Network Situation, A Vice President, While He's Shaving, Can Decide Your History.

Airlines Are Interesting. They Not Only Favor Celebrities, They Court Them.

Praising The Lord And Passing The Ammunition Are Mutually Exclusive Ideas.

This Is Sesame Street. A Place Where People, Birds, Monsters All Live In Perfect Harmony.