I Have Met The Enemy, And It

The Honest Man Takes Pains, And Then Enjoys Pleasures; The Knave Takes Pleasure, And Then Suffers Pains.

One Mend-fault Is Worth Two Find-faults, But One Find-fault Is Better Than Two Make-faults.

If The Elbow Had Been Placed Closer To The Hand, The Forearm Would Have Been Too Short To Bring The Glass To The Mouth; And If It Had Been Closer To The Shoulder, The Forearm Would Have Been So Long That It Would Have Carried The Glass Beyond The Mouth.

Praise To The Undeserving Is Severe Satire.

The Constitution Only Guarantees The American People The Right To Pursue Happiness. You Have To Catch It Yourself.