I Have Met The Enemy, And It

In Every Animal That Walks Upright, The Deficiency Of The Fluids That Fill The Muscles Appears First In The Highest Part: The Face First Grows Lank And Wrinkled; Then The Neck; Then The Breast And Arms; The Lower Parts Continuing To The Last As Plump As Ever; So That Covering All Above With A Basket, And Regarding Only What Is Below The Girdle, It Is Impossible Of Two Women To Know An Old From A Young One.

Let No Pleasure Tempt Thee, No Profit Allure Thee, No Persuasion Move Thee, To Do Anything Which Thou Knowest To Be Evil; So Shalt Thou Always Live Jollity; For A Good Conscience Is A Continual Christmas.

It Is Much Easier To Suppress A First Desire Than To Satisfy Those That Follow.

Be Not Disturbed At Trifles, Or At Accidents Common Or Unavoidable.

Common Sense Without Education, Is Better Than Education Without Common Sense.