I Have Male Fans, But I'm Persuading

Whenever They Say It Can’t Be Done, Remind Them That They Make A Jellybean That Tastes Exactly Like Popcorn.

Ladies, If You Want To Know The Way To My Heart... Good Spelling And Good Grammar, Good Punctuation, Capitalize Only Where You Are Supposed To Capitalize, It's Done.

You Get To A Certain Age Where You Prepare Yourself For Happiness. Sometimes You Never Remember To Actually Get Happy.

I'm A Mess Of Unfinished Thoughts.

I Need To Learn How To Start Saying No. Like When Someone Says ‘please Stop Choking Me.’