I Have 3 Kids And A Cat

If I Can Give You Any Advice, It's This: Every Hour That You Spend Sat On The Couch Doing Nothing, Put It To Good Use, Because When You Have Kids, An Hour Is Like A Lifetime.

All I Would Like To Say Is That I'm Rich And You're Not.

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?

I Like Being Famous. It Can Be A Bit Of A Pain But You Get Free Food In Restaurants And People Send You Clothes.

I Despise Hip Hop. Loathe It. Eminem Is An Idiot And I Find 50 Cent The Most Distasteful Character I Have Ever Crossed In My Life. Eminem's New Song About His Kid - Isn't It The Most Ridiculous Piece Of Music You Have Ever Heard In Your Life? I Just Don't Like The Dragging Women Around On Dog Leads And All That Stuff