I Have 3 Kids And A Cat

Look. I Was A Superhero In The '90s. I Said So At The Time. Mccartney, Weller, Townshend, Richards, My First Album's Better Than All Their First Albums. Even They'd Admit That.

The Scumbags Are Taking Over The Streets. I Don't Know What David Cameron And Gordon Brown Are Going To Do About It. It All Goes Back To The Thatcher (margaret Thatcher) Years. It Sounds Like A Cliché But That's When The Rot Set In.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

I'm A Massive Fan Of The Stones, And I Don't Think Anybody Should Deny Them The Right To Carry On Making Music. I Just Wish They Wouldn't Wear Leggings.

You Don't Have To Be Great To Be Successful. Look At Phil Collins.