Kids And Family Life Are Only As

It's The First Time I'm Going To Be On My Own This Christmas And I'm Really Looking Forward To Not Having Any Cards Or Decorations Up. So I'll Be In London, Sit On My Couch, Arms Folded, Curtains Drawn, Having A Drink.

Women Have Nine Months More Experience Than You Do - Nine Months To Prepare For Being A Parent.

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?

The Scumbags Are Taking Over The Streets. I Don't Know What David Cameron And Gordon Brown Are Going To Do About It. It All Goes Back To The Thatcher (margaret Thatcher) Years. It Sounds Like A Cliché But That's When The Rot Set In.

I Hate That Alex [james] And Damon [albarn]. I Hope They Catch Aids And Die.