I Have Just Made Out My Will

My Friends, When I Was Young, Were Always Older Than I Was, And I've Always Liked Them. And I Love Old Men And Old Ladies, Really. But I've Known More Elderly Men, Like Max Beerbohm, Like Beranard Berenson, Like Somerset Maugham, Winston Churchill-i'd Put Him First, Anyway-what They Say Is So Wise And So Good. They Know What They're Talking About.

I Never Sleep For More Than Five Hours, Hardly Ever.

I Cannot Let Well Enough Alone. I Get Restless. I Have To Be Doing Different Things. I Am A Very Impatient Person And Headstrong. If I've Made Up My Mind To Do Something, I Can't Be Persuaded Out Of It.

It's Much Easier To Make People Cry Than To Laugh.

Fiddle-dee-dee. War, War, War. This War Talk's Spoiling All The Fun At Every Party This Spring. I Get So Bored I Could Scream. Besides, There Isn't Going To Be Any War. . . . If Either Of You Boys Says 'war' Just Once Again, I'll Go In The House And Slam The Door.