I Have Impossible Standards.

There's Such A Crazy Social Expectation Now That We Put On Ourselves And On Each Other About What Motherhood Is Supposed To Look And Feel Like. And It's Impossible To Live Up To Those Standards. You're Setting Yourself Up For Failure At Every Possible Turn.

I Feel Like I've Been Able To Be My True Self And Discover What I Can Honestly Bring To The Table By Working With Other Women.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax Is Torture. To Show A Little Appreciation, You Could Trim Your Nose Hair. And Your Nut Sack.

I've Had Chapters In My Work Life That Have Kind Of Coincided With The Place I Am In Mine. I Had The Best-friend Phase, And The Pregnant-woman Phase - For A While, I Was Pregnant In Every Movie.

People Want To Give Advice But Can't Take It Themselves.