I Have Found Out One Thing And

To Think Of These Stars That You See Overhead At Night, These Vast Worlds Which We Can Never Reach. I Would Annex The Planets If I Could; I Often Think Of That. It Makes Me Sad To See Them So Clear And Yet So Far.

When People Praise You, Don't Let It Go To Your Head. When They Criticize You, Don't Let It Go To Your Heart.

Remember That You Are An Englishman, And Have Consequently Won First Prize In The Lottery Of Life.

The Real Fact Is That I Could No Longer Stand Their Eternal Cold Mutton.

In Order To Save The 40,000,000 Inhabitants Of The United Kingdom From A Bloody Civil War, We Colonial Statesmen Must Acquire New Lands To Settle The Surplus Population, To Provide New Markets. [...] The Empire, As I Have Always Said, Is A Bread And Butter Question.