I Have 120 Employees On The Road

People Who Can't Kiss Had Everything Given To Them.

I Wasn't A Great Student, C Average. I Was Pretty Shy, But I Drank A Lot Of Beer.

Every Christmas My Hometown Radio Station Would Always Play 'christmas In Dixie' By Alabama. I Always Remember Lovin' That Song.

I Live To Love And Laugh A Lot And That's All I Need

Actually, I Wouldn't Know What To Do Now If I Had Hair. I'm Pretty Comfortable Being Bald. It Doesn't Bother Me. I've Never Had One Girl Tell Me She Didn't Want To Have Sex With Me Because I Didn't Have Any Hair.