I Have Been Very Lucky For Most

I'll Turn On The Tv Or Look At A Magazine, And It's Like, 'who Is This Person?' And You Find Out They Are From '16 And Pregnant,' And I'm Like, 'really? They're Celebrities Now?' You Read About Them On The News Having Fights And Breakups, And I Think, 'well, Of Course.

Yeah, Pretending To Ride A Horse Is Actually A Lot Harder Than Riding A Horse.

I Probably Have The Worst Wardrobe. It's The Most Ill-fitting With The Worst Patterns And Colors And The Most Nipple Rubbage. There's Bad Chafing, And It's Always Tight In All The Wrong Places. What's Sad Is That I'm Kinda Getting Used To It.

If You Really Want To Get In Shape, You Can't Have Those Days Where You Feel Weak.

I'm Bored. I'm Not Unprofessional. I'm Just Bored.