I Have Been Very Lucky For Most

If You Don't Like Basketball And You're From Kentucky, They'll Kick You Out!

I Probably Have The Worst Wardrobe. It's The Most Ill-fitting With The Worst Patterns And Colors And The Most Nipple Rubbage. There's Bad Chafing, And It's Always Tight In All The Wrong Places. What's Sad Is That I'm Kinda Getting Used To It.

I'm A Genius. I'm Like Prince.

I Have Been Very Lucky For Most Of My Adult Life To Be Working As An Actor.

Yeah, Pretending To Ride A Horse Is Actually A Lot Harder Than Riding A Horse.