I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's

Ever See This? It's A Homeless Guy But He's Got A Dog... The Dog's Really Thrilled With This Idea. The Dog's Going, Hey Pal, I Can Do This By Myself Pretty Well. The Longest Walk In The World You Got Me On Here.

Actually, With Those Dirty Movies, I Find Like, They're Good For About Fifteen, Twenty Minutes. I'm Really Interested. And, Then, Uh, There's One Point, That All Of A Sudden I'm Bored. You Know? I Just Lose Interest Completely And I Feel Deeply Ashamed.

We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

I Would Love To Stay At Snl Forever. But You Can't Stay In The Same Place. People Think You're A Loser.

It Is The Folly Of Weak-minded People, To Imagine They Are What Flattery Or Conceit Represents Them; And That It Is Useless For Them To Be What They Are Not, Since They Seem Already To Have Acquired The Reputation Of It.