I Have Always Hated That Damn James

The Terrible Beauty Is That In The Brotherhood Of Golf We Are All The Same - Certifiable.

Only 4 Percent Of All The Companies Owned In Scotland Have Their Head Offices In Scotland.

I Don't Think There Is Anything Particularly Wrong In Hitting A Woman, Though I Don't Recommend You Do It The Same Way That You Hit A Man.

I Never Trashed A Hotel Room Or Did Drugs.

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.