I Have Always Defined Political Correctness As

It's A Little Strange When You Have Never Been To War, And You Eye-roll About A Guy Who's Got Shrapnel Still In His Body, As Chuck Hagel Does.

The Public Is Gullible. ... If [many Satirists Are] Making The Same Joke, That's The Danger. Then There's A Solidifying Effect And It Becomes A Truth.

Don't You Miss The Days When America Was Just Morally Bankrupt?

If You Want To Get Rich With A Tax Free Enterprise That Sells Nothing, Start A Church.

The True Axis Of Evil In America Is The Brilliance Of Our Marketing Combined With The Stupidity Of Our People.