I Have Always Been A Sucker For

When I Was About 3, My Grandfather Used To Give Me And My Sister A Nickel To Sit Out On The Front Porch With Him And Sing Songs.

It Was More Fun Trying To Figure Out I Want To Hold Your Hand Than To Take Lessons. By This Time I Knew Basic Chords

I Wish I Had A Nickel For Every Song That I've Left In The Bathroom, Written Down On A Matchbox, Or Just Totally Forgotten About

I Like Being On The Road, Living In Hotels. While I've Got A Real Nice House, I Go Crazy When I'm There.

I Never Did Heroin, Because I Thought That Meant I Was Doing Heavy Drugs, Which Shows You The Insanity Of Doing Drugs. I Probably Should Have Done Heroin, Because I Understand Heroin Actually Makes You Feel Good. Cocaine Just Makes You Stupid.