I Have A Very Warm Spot In

I'm Still Working! I Think Of All The Other Comics That Didn't Get The Light Shined On Them, Just Because It's Just How Fame Works, And It's Unfortunate. But There Are So Many Great Comics Out There Who Are Still Working, And I Still See Them.

I Felt Ashamed For What I Had Done. I Don't Have Any Excuses. I Did What I Did. I Take Full Responsibility For Myself And My Actions. I Wouldn't Pawn This Off On Anybody. I'm Sorry It Happened. And I Hurt People.

It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

If I Were The Last Person On Earth, Some Moron Would Turn Left In Front Of Me.

I Live In California, The Worst Place In The World For Fat People. There Are Three Of Us. They Have Us On Eight-hour Shifts, So It Works Out.