My Mom Was A Garage Sale Person,

Azhar Usman Is A True Original And Will Laugh The Hate Right Out Of You.

I Was With A Famous Comedian When A Young Fan Walked Up And Asked For An Autograph. The Comedian Blew Him Off. I'll Never Forget The Look On The Young Boy's Face. He Was Devastated.

You Have To Not Worry Or Doubt Or Punish Yourself. All The Worry, Doubt And Punishment Will Not Add One Second To Your Life, You Know?

Filming In Cloak & Dagger I Was Trying To Get My Screen Actors Guild Card. Everybody Tries To Get Their Sag Card If They Want To Be An Actor. People Might Say That It Was Their Dream To Be An Actor, But For Me, I Was A Comedian. I Already Had A Job. But I Felt Like There Could Be Money There, And Comedians Don't Make Very Much Money, Or They Didn't In 1984.

I Have A Cousin Ernie Who Buys Stuff. He's Got A Big Snowblower That's Actually The Biggest Snowblower You Can Buy, With A Remote Control, So He Doesn't Even Have To Go Outside. He's Got The Microwave And A Satellite Dish, It's All In One. He Cooks And Watches At The Same Time.