I Have A Very Vivid Imagination.

I'm Aiming To Become The White Oprah.

And I Will Never, Ever Respond To Anybody - Man, Woman, Vegetable, Or Mineral - Who Tells Me To Keep My Mouth Shut.

As The Saying Goes, I Want To Be The Best-looking Corpse There Is.

I'm Addicted To Cosmetic Surgery!

I Wish I'd Gotten Sober At A Younger Age.