I Have A Very Tiny House In

Having Enough Money Has To Go Hand In Hand With Living In A Way That You're Not Being A Slave To Your Possessions.

We Need Conservatives That Can Accept Gays, And Then We Need Hippies That Can Shave And Bathe.

Somebody Is Going To Find A Way Digitally That Is Just As Innovative. In The End, The Tools Can Change, But There Is Always Someone Who Can Think Of Something Cool To Do.

If The Victories We Create In Our Heads Were Let Loose On Reality, The World We Know Would Drown In Blazing Happiness.

I Think Most Comedians Go Through That (period), Where You Have To Change Or Evolve. You Don't Want To Just Keep Doing Variations On The Same Themes. And, Besides, It Would Look Kinda Creepy For A Guy My Age To Be Doing Stuff That, Like, A 20-year-old Would Do. 'yeah, This Is Bullshit!' It's, Like, 'really? You Don't Have Bigger Concerns At This Point In Your Life?'