I Have A Theory Of Statistics: If

Myrmecophaga Jubata: The Anteater. The Existence Of This Predator Demonstrates That Thinking 71 Percent Of The Time, As Ants Do, Won't Prevent You From Being Eaten. Thinking Less Than That, As Humans Do, Will Almost Guarantee It.

Whenever Governments Adopt A Moral Tone - As Opposed To An Ethical One - You Know Something Is Wrong.

A Foreigner Is An Individual Who Is Considered Either Comic Or Sinister. When The Victim Of A Disaster - Preferably Natural But Sometimes Political -the Foreigner May Also Be Pitied From A Distance For A Short Period Of Time.

Simplicity Is No Longer Presented As A Virtue. The Value Of Complex And Difficult Language Has Been Preached With Such Insistence That The Public Has Begun To Believe The Lack Of Clarity Must Be A Sign Of Artistic Talent.

Obviously We Don't Have 300 Million People. We Haven't Got A Big Army. We Don't Have Hollywood. We're A Medium Small-sized Country. We Have To Do What Medium Small-sized Countries Do, Which-even Though We're Not Smarter Than Other People-is To Make Ourselves Seem To Be Smarter. We Have To Work Harder And Know More Than Other People.