I Have A Soft Spot For Bad

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

What People Need To Understand Is, That If They Are Eating Animals, They Are Promoting Cruelty To Animals.

I Have A Silicone Bust, And Half Of Hollywood - Artificial Person.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

I Don't Really Think About Anything Too Much. I Live In The Present. I Move On. I Don't Think About What Happened Yesterday. If I Think Too Much, It Kind Of Freaks Me Out.