I Have A Sensible Set Of Values

I Have The Integrity Of A Teenager And That's Never Going To Be Stolen From Me. I'm The Original Virgin.

I Don't Like The Monikers, And I Don't Like Being Pigeonholed. You Know, I'm A Human Being.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

Love Is Two Minutes And Fifty-two Seconds Of Squishy Sounds.

I Don't Tolerate Liars. When Somebody Lies To Me, That's Really, Like, Just Unbearable.