I Have A Sensible Set Of Values

Dummy Dum Dum Was My Nickname For Years At School. I Was The Strange One Of The Family, The One Who Couldn't Remember His Name.

I've Always Said, I Thought The Sex Pistols Was More Music Hall Than Anything Else - Because I Think That Really, More Truths Are Said In Humour Than Any Other Form.

I Never Wore A Studded Leather Jacket, Y'know. Ne-va! If I Had Had The Money I Wouldn't Have Spent It On Shit Like That.

Some Of Us Are Born Big-minded With Small Penises. Others Have Big Penises And Small-minded.

If Dolphins Are So Intelligent, How Come They Ain't Got Walkmans?