I Don't Like The Monikers, And I

Every Single Lyric I've Ever Written I Meant.

Some Of Us Are Born Big-minded With Small Penises. Others Have Big Penises And Small-minded.

What Do You Have To Do To Get People To Take An Interest? I'm Not Going To Go Out And Cause A Silly Sex Scandal Just To Sell A Record!

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

For A Gun-toting Nation, Americans Are Surprisingly Passive.