I Have A Rule That I Don't

The Music Industry Is A Vicious Business. It Chews Women Up And Spits Them Out.

And Is It Right, Butterfly, They Like You Better Framed And Dried?

A Guitarist Or A Drummer Can Get A Cold And Still Play; I Get A Cold And Sound Like A Wet Mitten Trying To Sing You A Love Song. Charming.

Pretty Is Never Beautiful.

Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!