I Have A Real Soft Spot In

I Did Not Want My Tombstone To Read, 'she Kept A Really Clean House.'

Cherish Your Friends And Family As If Your Life Depended On It. Because It Does.

I Have Always Had The Feeling I Could Do Anything And My Dad Told Me I Could. I Was In College Before I Found Out He Might Be Wrong.

I'm Against An Income Tax Because All The Rich People Hire Lawyers And Accountants To Be Sure That They Don't Pay Income Tax.

You Can Put Lipstick And Earrings On A Hog And Call It Monique, But It's Still A Pig.