I Have A Real Soft Spot In

Most People Assume That Physician Language Is Akin To Technical, Non-understandable Jargon. It Does Not Have To Be That Way. Doctors Do Not Perform Witchcraft. They Simply Interpret What They Are Told And What Tests Reveal. They Diagnose And Prescribe Treatment. Our Responsibility Is To Help Doctors Know What Is Going On In Our Bodies And To Insist On Clear, Precise, Understandable Language In Response.

Ann Richards On How To Be A Good Republican: 1. You Have To Believe That The Nation's Current 8-year Prosperity Was Due To The Work Of Ronald Reagan And George Bush, But Yesterday's Gasoline Prices Are All Clinton's Fault. 2. You Have To Believe That Those Privileged From Birth Achieve Success All On Their Own. 3. You Have To Be Against All Government Programs, But Expect Social Security Checks On Time.

I Have An Awfully Good Life.

You Can Put Lipstick And Earrings On A Hog And Call It Monique, But It's Still A Pig.

Poor George [bush], He Can't Help It. He Was Born With A Silver Foot In His Mouth.