I Do Not Want Any Child In

This Is My Theater. This Is Where I Can Sing And Act Out A Play And Do Sit-ups At The Same Time

I'm The Clown You Take Out Of The Box And Wind Up When You Need A Good Laugh. And Then, When You're Done With Me, I Go Back In My Box.

I Get Energy From Meditation Practice And From Eating Healthy Fresh Food, Only One Cup Of Espresso In The Morning, And Not Drinking Too Much.

There's A List Of Foods I Can't Have In The House. Peanut Butter, Can't Have That In The House. Potato Chips, Can't Have That In The House. Random Little Small Mini Candy Bars, Don't Even Think About It. I Just Have To Watch Everything. I Have To Stay Between 1500 And 1600 Calories A Day. That's It.

But If You Pick Up Every Other Magazine, It Is The Peanut Butter Diet, Or The Cabbage Soup Diet, And Then You Go To The Radio And You Hear That You Can Drink Some Solution And You Will Lose Weight Overnight. It Just Does Not Work That Way!