I Have A Memory Like An Elephant.

I'll Go And See Anything So Long As It Amuses Me, Or Moves Me. If It Doesn't Do Either I Want To Go Home.

You Kissed Me Because You Were Awfully Nice And I Was Awfully Nice And We Both Liked Kissing Very Much. It Was Inevitable.

For Gin, In Cruel Sober Truth, Supplies The Fuel For Flaming Youth.

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.