I Have A Memory Like An Elephant.

Hollywood Is A Place Where Some People Lie On The Beach And Look Up At The Stars, Whereas Other People Lie On The Stars And Look Down At The Beach.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

I Don't Much Care For Hollywood, I'd Rather Have A Nice Cup Of Cocoa.