I Have A Memory Like An Elephant.

He's Completely Unspoiled By Failure.

There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner, There Are Dark Clouds Travelling Through The Sky, And It's No Good Whining, About A Silver Lining, For We Know From Experience They Won't Roll By...

Thousands Of People Have Talent. I Might As Well Congratulate You For Having Eyes In Your Head. The One And Only Thing That Counts Is: Do You Have Staying Power?

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.