I Have A Jaundiced Eye But A

I Only Go To Mass When Somebody Asks Me, But When I Get In Trouble I Call For A Priest.

I Collect Antiques. Why? Because They're Beautiful.

I’ve Made Upwards Of A Million Bucks In The Cops And Robbers Business.

My Father Was Always Telling Himself No One Was Perfect, Not Even My Mother.

It's Hard To Explain Why I Like Europe So Much.