I Have A Huge Repertoire. I Love

The Stuff I Write Isn't Strictly Autobiographical, But It's Personal, If That Makes Any Sense. It Draws All These Little Incidents And People Out Of My Life And Then Contorts Them.

Hollywood Is A Perpetual Summerland, A Temperate, Godless Yaw Where The Very Word 'season' Has Been Co-opted By Television Executives. There Are Few Harbingers Of Winter Here.

Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!

If I Want To Get A Taste Of Beach Culture, I'll Fire Up My Season 2 Dvd Of 'beverly Hills, 90210.'

Everybody Knows That I'm Not A Snob When It Comes To Pop Culture, Obviously. I Love Reality Shows.