I Have A Dark Sense Of Humor.

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.

I'm A 'what You See Is What I Want You To See' Kind Of Girl . . . When I First Started, I Just Wanted To Be Perfect. I Wanted To Say I Loved Bunnies And Rainbows And World Peace. I Realized That The Only Way To Be Perfect Was To Embrace Your Imperfections.

I Think Women Should Start To Embrace Their Age. What's The Alternative To Getting Older? You Die. I Can't Change The Day I Was Born. But I Can Take Care Of My Skin, My Body, My Mind, And Try To Live My Life And Be Happy.

I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic. She's Dry, 100%. I'm Different From Her.