I Have A Dark Sense Of Humor.

The Word 'geek' Today Does Not Mean What It Used To Mean. A Geek Isn't The Skinny Kid With A Pocket Protector And Acne. There Can Be Computer Geeks, Video Game Geeks, Car Geeks, Military Geeks, And Sports Geeks. Being A Geek Just Means That You're Passionate About Something.

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

I'm A 'what You See Is What I Want You To See' Kind Of Girl . . . When I First Started, I Just Wanted To Be Perfect. I Wanted To Say I Loved Bunnies And Rainbows And World Peace. I Realized That The Only Way To Be Perfect Was To Embrace Your Imperfections.

I Grew Up In A Military Family. I Was Moved Around From School To School, So People Aren't Always The Most Welcoming To New Girls In School.

I Know A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Talking Dirty - They Dont Know What To Say, How To Start, Or When To End It. Also, At First They Will Think They Sound Ridiculous. And They Might. But Let Me Just Say That Talking Dirty Is So Important In Sex. And Its Pretty Easy. To Wit: Establish From The Very Beginning That You Like This. And Trust Me, You Want To Do It Early On. Because If You Wait Too Long To Introduce The Concept, Your Special Lady Friend Will Be A Little Thrown And Might Not Take You Seriously.