I Have A Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Want You To Like Me, But I Don't Care If You Don't.

I Remember Reading These Articles When I Was Younger, And I Just Felt Like, Well, In Order To Look Like That, You Have To Have Some Secret, Magical Unicorn Blood That Makes Carbs Disappear As They Go Into Your Body. I Prefer The Truth.

Growing Up I Had A Lot Of Really Negative Energy In My Life From People That Were In My Life, So I Know To How To Stand Up For Myself.

If You Think Something's Funny, Go With That. Most Comedians Pull Jokes From A Place Of Honesty.

Nerd. Geek. Used To Be If You Self-identified That Way, You'd Get Thrown Into A Locker And Never Have Sex. Or Worse, Whatever That Is. But To Me And More And More People I Know, Being A Nerd Or A Geek Means Having Passion, Power, Intelligence. Being A Nerd Just Means There Is Something In The World That You Care Deeply About—be It Twelve-sided Dice, A Favorite Sports Team, Your New Laptop Or Night Rider.