I Have A Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Think Women Should Start To Embrace Their Age. What's The Alternative To Getting Older? You Die. I Can't Change The Day I Was Born. But I Can Take Care Of My Skin, My Body, My Mind, And Try To Live My Life And Be Happy.

I Want You To Like Me, But I Don't Care If You Don't.

I'm Easy To Hate. I Get It.

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.