I Have A Child And I've Made

A Man Would Prefer To Come Home To An Unmade Bed And A Happy Woman Than To A Neatly Made Bed And An Angry Woman.

There's Something About An American Soldier You Can't Explain. They're So Grateful For Anything, Even A Film Actress Coming To See Them.

Timing: The Alpha And Omega Of Aerialists, Jugglers, Actors, Diplomats, Publicists, Generals, Prizefighters, Revolutionists, Financiers, Dictators, Lovers.

Gentleman. A Man Who Buys Two Of The Same Morning Paper From The Doorman Of His Favorite Nightclub When He Leaves With His Girl.

I Was Raised Almost Entirely On Turnips And Potatoes, But I Think That The Turnips Had More To Do With The Effect Than The Potatoes.