I Hate To Judge Everybody Across The

I Think There Are Always Different Times In Your Life When You Go, "oh, God. I Wish I Were Traditionally Pretty. My Life Would Be So Much Easier." But Then You Get Through That, And You Go, "well, I'm Not."

I Don't Like Going Back And Listening To Myself. It Makes Me Uncomfortable, And I Know I Can Never Emulate What I Did That Night, So Why Listen To It?

I Don't Consider Myself A Comic But A Performer. A Comic Tells Bad Jokes.

I Hate To Judge Everybody Across The Board.

On One Side You Have Book Burners, Congressional Wives And Pat Robertson. On The Other Side, You Have Vulgar Comedians, Foul-mouthed Rap Groups And Dennis Hopper—all Your Choices Should Be So Easy.