It's Depressing Sitting At A Comedy Club

The Most Important, Overriding Arc Of My Career Has Been That I Would Never Be Self-deprecating.

I Think I've Drawn From Some Of The Most Feminine Women, Like Jackie Kennedy. I Am Totally Devastated That She's Gone. She Had It All.

I Think People Are A Little Bit Intimidated By Me. You Know, I'm Not Exactly A Wilting Flower, So I Think They're A Little Bit Scared Of Me Sometimes.

My Family Wasn't The Brady Bunch. They Were The Broody Bunch.

I Love National Geographic. Just When You Think You've Seen The Last Lost Native Tribe, National Geographic Will Find A New One.