I Hate The Very Human Inclination Towards

Then Again Maybe There's Something That I've Been Doing In The Privacy Of My Own Bedroom My Whole Life That I Think Is Perfectly Normal But Is Actually Illegal In Thirty-two States.

Did You Know That The Average American Spends Six Months Of His Or Her Life Waiting For Red Lights To Turn Green? Six Months Wasted, Waiting For Permission To Move On. Think Of All The Other Stuff You Could Do With That Time.” I Was Totally Confused. “in The Car?” “in Your Life,” He Said.

Ever Notice How People Wait Until They're Not Going To See You Anymore To Say Something Nice To You?

Hornergy' Is Zen's Term For The Indomitable Athletic Edge Powered By Sexual Restraint. The Basketball, Baseball And Football Teams Haven't Had A Winning Season In Years. The Table-tennis Team, However, Is Undefeated.

It's Human Nay-cha...for Me To Sperminay-cha.