Then A Lightning Bolt Shot Straight Through

Girls Will Get Together Just To Get Together. Guys Need An Activity As An Excuse. Otherwise It’s Too Homo For Them To Handle.

Love," He Said, "has The Longest Arms.

Love May Have The Longest Arms, But It Can Still Fall Short Of An Embrace.

I Never Understood The Point Of Being Sad When I Could Choose To Be Happy

You Can Only Be In A Bad Mood For So Long Before You Have To Face Up To The Fact That It Isn't A Bad Mood At All; It's Just Your Sucky Personality.