I Hate People Who Say 'just To

You Break The Story First, And Then You Go Into The Specifics.

If Something Is Shocking Without Being Funny It's Hard To Justify.

I Distrust All Television Doctors.

Chris Elliott Could Read The Phonebook And He's Funny.

There Are Times When I'm Under The Weather And The Corporate Machine Tries To Put Me In The Recording Booth Anyway. It's Always Up To Me To Say, 'guys, Listen To Me, Listen To What I Sound Like. I'm Not Myself.'