I Hate People Who Say 'just To

I'm Wide Open To Getting Married, But Actors Are Not Easy People To Date. You End Up Sharing That Person With This Other Mistress That Is Their Career. I Very Much Like The Traditional Courtship Method Of Making A Date. That's What They Do In Normal Places, But Hollywood's Not Normal.

The Trend Today Is Vampires, Zombies, Angels, All The Stuff That Puts Me Right To Sleep. It's Too Bad Because It's So Much Less Interesting Than The Diversity Of Stories You Can Tell With Science.

I'm From Connecticut, And We Don't Have Any Dialects. Well, I Don't Think We Have Any Dialects, And Yeah, It's Very Complex. That Rhode Island/massachusetts New England Region Is Arguably The Hardest Dialect To Nail.

Everybody In My Family Had A Real Sick, Twisted Sense Of Humor. Most Of The Jokes We Make In Our House, We Would Just Never Even Dream Of Making Anywhere Else. Just Sick, Horrible Stuff. That Wasn't Anything New To College.

When You Are In A Room And Your Job Is To Write Jokes 10 Hours A Day, Your Mind Starts Going To Strange Places.